Poor little guy, he means no harm

Poor little guy, he means no harm

I have two xbox 360 controllers. One of them registers random right trigger pulls, and fails to register right bumper pulls. If I’m playing halo, this means I shoot when I don’t want to and can’t melee when I need to. My other controller registers random left-stick clicks, making sprinting a difficult task. Oddly enough they both failed within a few months of eachother, even though the second one has far fewer hours on it. I still think the overall ergonomics of this controller are the best ever made, but it’s always a little disappointing to see these things crap out. Then again this console generation is ancient x.X

I Know Where I’m Going For Dinner

I Know Where I'm Going For Dinner

Made me think of a Hickory Hut review. "Dem Muffuggin Wingz Is Tooooo Bomb They Worth The $$ You Pay 4em !!!! And If You Can Tell Me The Spices They put on Em I Will Pay You $100 If You Are White I Mean Right Scouts Honor….. Praze White Jezuzz ! ! !" I saw that, knew where I was going to dinner, and damn if he wasn’t right. Dem wingz too bomb. Way the fuck better than some buffalo wild wings.

The Smiths – How Soon Is Now

Morrissey is gay. Hell you can just pick it up by listening to some of his songs. Girlfriend in a coma? He’s hitting on a guy who’s girlfriend is in a coma. He is a gay icon too. I watched a concert one time and saw gay men throwing themselves at the stage and acting like teenage girls at a fucking justin bieber concert.

Yup, Yup, Yeup, MMHMM

Yup, Yup, Yeup, MMHMM

Nowmossademguyslookinlike Hank, Dale, dangone Bill knowwhatimean butthenilookoverontherightthereandisaytomyself n-nowhowinthe HECK isthattherefellersupposedtobedangone Boomhauer? aintnearlygoodlookinenough andthattherefellerlookin likeheain’teventhatgoodat…dangone…singin’orgeetarornothin.